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Another sexy story today probably the last, I mean for today. This great funny video from YouTube user willoughbymojo reveals what you can learn from porn. But be aware, I am certain that it is meant ironically, and you'll need some sense of humor to laugh about it.

Things you learn from porn

• All girls want to have sex as soon as they turn 18.
• All blondes are really whores.
• There is no such thing as female pubic hair.
• All movies have a xxx version of them.
• Asian men don't exist.
• All women secretly want anal sex.
• All women get turned on by a man holding a video camera.
• All horny secretaries wear fishnets.
• Women don't have gag reflexes.
• All women like the taste of a man's special juice.
• All 70's porn scenes end with a crazy guitar solo.
• Women will do anything to get out of a speeding ticket.
• Women wear high heels to bed.
• There is no such thing as a penis under 6 inches long.
• College girls will do anything for a good grade.
• Women never have headaches or oeriods.
• No one ever does the missionary position.
• 10 seconds of oral sex on a female is more than enough.
• Women really like nerds.
• All men pull out.
• You must change positions at least every 30 seconds.
• All female cops want to have sex with you.
• Small boobs don't exist.
• All women are pleasantly surprised to find a penis when they unzip a man's pants.
• Women love double penetration.
• Women always have an orgasm during sex.
• Women rape men when they don't have someone to have sex with.
• Women will stick almost anything inside themselves.
• All girls are bisexual.
• Women rape men when they don't have someone to have sex with.

A video from YouTube user willoughbymojo.